Script

Script

Theme song: A! is for Averregreen, she is the forensic of the awesomest team!

B! is for Bond (dun dun dun), she is the team leader of the  awesomest team!

C! is for Caraway, she is secretary of the awesomest team!

D! is for Doomsday, she is assistant leader of the awesomemest team!

YEOW!!!

Scene 1 (crime scene)

(Featuring Woolly, the murderer and the neighbor’s shadows)

 W: (choking sound)

M: DIE!! TAKE THAT! (punches W)

 W: (groaning sound)

M: (grabs knife and stabs)

N: (witnesses the stabbing) Oh my god!

M: (slashes N)

Scene 2 (office scene)

(Featuring Bond, Caraway and Doomsday)

(B is sitting on massage chair with ‘I am the boss’ look, C is on the sofa holding a notepad and D is holding a gun and trying to find a which pose will look best in the mirror)

(phone rings)

B: Caraway! Pick up the phone now.

C: (Stops writing on notepad) Why can’t you do it?!

B: (Singsong) Watch that tone~ Remember~ Your salary~~

C: (grumble, stands up and walks towards the phone) yes boss… right away boss… (monotone) (picks up the phone and perks up) Good morning. This is Aurora Caraway from Prime Investigations Private Limited speaking. How may I assist you? (Grabs paper and pen) yup…okay. (nod) Bye and thanks for the update. (back to usual irritated self) Boss, there’s a murder down at pillow street.

B: Alright. DOOMSDAY! (D fumbles with gun) Let’s head on out. Caraway, pack the bags.

C: WHAT?! You do it!

B: If you remain helpful and smiley for the rest of the day, (singsong) I’ll double your salary~

C: (enthusiastically) Yes boss! Right away boss! (90⁰ bow)

(B & D exit. C packs the bag and follows but stumbles and falls over)

Scene 3 (crime scene)

(Featuring Bond, Caraway & Doomsday)

(everyone snaps on gloves simultaneously)

C: Ow Ow OW!

B&D: Shhhhh….

(All enter.)

D: Ahhhhhh….

(B shines a torch on the body)

B,C&D: (gasp!)

B: Hmm…a knife…& there’s a stab wound on the victim too…

D: I wonder how he died…

(Everyone stares at D)

D: (puts on big, innocent, confused eyes) what?

B (sighs) (To C & D) Go and look for clues.

C: Yes boss, right away boss!

B: uh huh…. Hmm…

D: Let’s get some samples for Averregreen.

C: Here you go boss.

(B picks up bloody knife and puts it in Ziploc bag)

B: Okay…. Caraway

C: arhhhh!!!

B: ! Time to take some pictures….. I said go look for clues!!

C: okay okay… Come on Doomsday!

D: Yup.

C: Can I use the flashlight pleaseeee!

(To D) Go get the flashlight.

(D stumbles and returns with the torch)

C: okay..okay you ready? We’ll remove that one.

C&D: OHHHH MYYY GODDDD!!!

D: What is that??? Looks like another corpse. A serial killer

C: Oh my god, oh my god.

D: Come on, let’s get some samples.

B: Doomsday, get the cotton swab. Caraway!

C: ehh sorry I forgot the bring the cotton swab…

B: how convenient.

C: Oh my god..( repeatedly)

(B takes more pictures)

B: let’s call Averregreen now.

D: yeah let’s get out

C: Okay… clear out clear out!

Scene 4 (office scene)

(Featuring Bond, Caraway & Doomsday)

C: Okay. So the guy was here…. Oh! By the way boss, I want to claim insurance on unnecessary fear and shock.

B: Sorry, didn’t hear ya.

C: I said I want to claim insurance---

B: (Cuts C off) Say that again and I’m retracting your bonus.

C: (grumbles)

D: I think we should use forensic science to solve this case. This method has become increasingly effective in modern times because of advanced technology.

B&C: okay…

B: I think we’ll give Averregreen a call

D: Yah.

C: Okay.

Scene 5 (lab scene)

(Feature Averregreen, Bond, Caraway & Doomsday)

(A is writing. B, C & D enter)

B: Hey Averergreen, we have a situation here. I need to analyze this specimen.

A: Another case? Alright, leave it to me.

B: Oh! By the way, D picked up a piece of fabric. Here you go!

A: For this case, there are 2 main pieces of evidence, the piece of fabric and the chopper that was used to murder the deceased. Hmm…there seems to be a blood stain on the fabric and possibly some skin cells too. I shall analyze it. However, I do not have enough specimen so I shall make use of the polymerase chain reaction. The polymerase chain reaction is a technique in molecular biology to amplify a single or few copies of a piece of DNA across several orders of magnitude, generating thousands to millions of copies of a particular DNA sequence. This process takes 2 hours.

Scene 6 (lab scene)

(Featuring Averregreen, Bond, Caraway & Doomday)

C & D: Hey Averergreen, we’ve come to collect the specimen.

(B strolls in)

C & D: Oh hi boss.

B: Hey, any progress so far?

A: Yes. For this case, I have used agarose gel electrophoresis. As you can see here. Agarose gel electrophoresis is a method used in biochemistry and molecular biology to separate a mixed population of DNA and RNA fragments by length or to separate proteins by charge.

C: There seems to be a match with a person called Akila Lede Sheepa.

B: That’s a weird name…do we know his whereabouts?

A: Hang on…let’s see… Well, he lives at 999 Ima Balla Lina Street.

(All laugh at the atrocity of the street name)

D: Let’s go!

C: We’ll go and arrest him!

(Bond, Caraway & Doomsday leave)

A: As one can see from the skit presented, forensic science is highly effective in solving cases.

(Camera focuses one last time)

A, B, C & D: (Bow) Thank you! (Jump into the air)